Never. Ever. Ever. Drink. Rancid. Coffee.
Why, you may ask?
Let me tell you the story.
Its 1230am. I havent covered much CH1005 Material Science, and the exam is on Monday. So I decided, "Hey, what the hell, lets get some coffee!"
I opened the little tub that contained this coffee, it smelt a little funny, granted, but I didnt take much notice. I proceeded to tip the container and shake, hoping to get out a little brew into my cup. Voila! The whole tub of coffee (roughly 150grams) managed to dump itself into my hot water. And dormitory floor.
Great. I had a super strong, bitter brew right there. And a floor of coffee to clean up. That was all cool. Till I tasted the stuff.
You must know, that I drink coffee without sugar or milk. Just the bitter, if you please.
What I tasted was 150% pure bitter rancidness. Like. Woah. Spacy. Maybe the high of a pot smoker on pot. I dunno. But WoAh.
Went to throw out the cup. Had to scrub down the sink too. Blasted stuff.
At least Im alive. I hope that the few drops I tasted wont kill me. It might very well have had.
Anyways. Ginseng tea is so much safer. I always knew HanMing was trying to kill me. He did supply the coffee. About 5 months ago. But I still swear he is trying to kill me.
Everyone is trying to kill me. (Runs away to little, safe, coffeeless corner)
AWAY FOUL FIENDS!
Saturday, April 28, 2007
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1 comment:
how long did ya keep it? i've never ever heard of rancid coffee....
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