Breakfast for the Champions!

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you the most energy packed, carbohydrate loaded and deliciously delightful energy drink...

BEER!

Each can has close to 400Kcal of of energy, more then 3 times that of Coke.

It is made from fermented wheat. Meaning, it is pre-digested Carbohydrate. Meaning, your body can easily adsorb the wholesome goodness that each can of Beer provides.

This drink would make an awesome health suppliment when drunk at meals, or as standalone meal replacements. The amount of energy each can provides dictate that you should drink 2 cans to replace 1 meal. This gives you about 800Kcal of energy, or a third of the day's Calorie Requirement, for guys. Girls drink one and a half cans. 600Kcal is enough for you.

Such easily adsorbed energy would mean that you would be more active throughout the day!


Plus, you get a nice, tingly buzz from that teeny weeny alcohol percent. 5% for standard drinks, and a Whooping 8.8% for a Baron's Strong Brew. I suggest San Miguel for meal replacements. Its taste is magnificient and crisp, its much easier to get off the tongue then Tiger or Baron's.

Move over cereal. This is the REAL breakfast for the Champions!

-Disclaimer-

Clarence WILL NOT take responsibility to what you do when drunk, especially because you had 2 cans of beer for breakfast. If you drink then its your own damn business. Good day!