Note to self.

Never. Ever. Ever. Drink. Rancid. Coffee.

Why, you may ask?

Let me tell you the story.

Its 1230am. I havent covered much CH1005 Material Science, and the exam is on Monday. So I decided, "Hey, what the hell, lets get some coffee!"

I opened the little tub that contained this coffee, it smelt a little funny, granted, but I didnt take much notice. I proceeded to tip the container and shake, hoping to get out a little brew into my cup. Voila! The whole tub of coffee (roughly 150grams) managed to dump itself into my hot water. And dormitory floor.

Great. I had a super strong, bitter brew right there. And a floor of coffee to clean up. That was all cool. Till I tasted the stuff.

You must know, that I drink coffee without sugar or milk. Just the bitter, if you please.

What I tasted was 150% pure bitter rancidness. Like. Woah. Spacy. Maybe the high of a pot smoker on pot. I dunno. But WoAh.

Went to throw out the cup. Had to scrub down the sink too. Blasted stuff.

At least Im alive. I hope that the few drops I tasted wont kill me. It might very well have had.

Anyways. Ginseng tea is so much safer. I always knew HanMing was trying to kill me. He did supply the coffee. About 5 months ago. But I still swear he is trying to kill me.

Everyone is trying to kill me. (Runs away to little, safe, coffeeless corner)

AWAY FOUL FIENDS!

Breakfast for the Champions!

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you the most energy packed, carbohydrate loaded and deliciously delightful energy drink...

BEER!

Each can has close to 400Kcal of of energy, more then 3 times that of Coke.

It is made from fermented wheat. Meaning, it is pre-digested Carbohydrate. Meaning, your body can easily adsorb the wholesome goodness that each can of Beer provides.

This drink would make an awesome health suppliment when drunk at meals, or as standalone meal replacements. The amount of energy each can provides dictate that you should drink 2 cans to replace 1 meal. This gives you about 800Kcal of energy, or a third of the day's Calorie Requirement, for guys. Girls drink one and a half cans. 600Kcal is enough for you.

Such easily adsorbed energy would mean that you would be more active throughout the day!


Plus, you get a nice, tingly buzz from that teeny weeny alcohol percent. 5% for standard drinks, and a Whooping 8.8% for a Baron's Strong Brew. I suggest San Miguel for meal replacements. Its taste is magnificient and crisp, its much easier to get off the tongue then Tiger or Baron's.

Move over cereal. This is the REAL breakfast for the Champions!

-Disclaimer-

Clarence WILL NOT take responsibility to what you do when drunk, especially because you had 2 cans of beer for breakfast. If you drink then its your own damn business. Good day!

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Incoming!

Running at 0030am is fun. Hardly any cars, cool midnight breeze, nice scenery.

Helps to reactivate the brain. Fourier and PDEs drain all my juices. Gotta love maths.

Cats bringing waffles are the best things that can happen to any of my days! :D

Scary Thoughts.

Woke up with organic chemisty reactions racing through my head. Woke up about 5 full minutes before my alarm rang. Woke up in less then 6hours from sleeping.

Well, I DID take it as a positive sign. Now Im not so sure. Must have screwed the quiz pretty darned badly. OC is one damn tough module, and the profs are NOT gonna make this easy.

Chemical Engineering.

Our course started with 199 people. After the 1st semester, only 189 were left. Now theres 173 remaining.

174 bottles of beer on the wall, 174 boootttlees of beeeer!!
Take one down, pass it around,
173 bottles of beer on the walll...

No way in hell that Im gonna drop out of this course. You profs better deal with me.

The Phantom of the Opera

Well. That picture wasnt exactly from the scene of the play. It does signify the swooning I did over it though.

Words find it hard to encompass the feel that the Phantom instilled.
Magical.
Stunning.
Superb.

It was a beautiful performance, worth every cent, and more. No wonder so many others wish to watch it again, and I agree!

Bravo!

I wonder...

I wonder how many of you would actually notice I changed my name to Rence from ClaireRence.

Lol.

Oh. Heres a Computing Assignment Joon Hong had to help me with. Interesting stuff you can do with loops and what nots.

Christmas Greetings will come for all... Soon... Muahahaha

Woot

Exams around the corner. Darn.

Getting some sort of buzz from being able to comprehend my modules. Hope this turns out favourable, lol.

Heres what I wanted to upload last time but failed miserably. CokeFEE! The new high. Lol.

Night cycling.

Had Night cycling on Friday. Interesting. Expensive though, it wasnt like Hall 2 cycling, where 10bucks covered the bike, the shirt, AND supper.

We went the same route back and forth, and stopped for photos along the way. Not too bad. Wasnt too familar with the group I was with. Bascially I dont know many people in hall :).

Roomie broke his arm flipping from his bike. Discharged today. Crazy guy.

Heya!

Long time since I posted. Now I remember why.

Darned thing takes so long to open on school network.

GAH!

Fuck.

Fuck.

I love my course. <3.

Fuck.

Life. In Uni. Hall. LOL

During the Mid Autumn Festival, which shall be refered to henceforth as, MAF, joon and i did a couple of crazy things of our own in the dorm... Hehe..

Thats me.... drawing... something...
Since we wanted to "hang" something outside...
Like a violent capital punishment thing....
A "thing" was born!









And hence, Weeny was born! Weeny is a doll that flits between MAF and..... Halloween!

Meet Weeny, our Door Decoration Doll... Dcube...

Then, there was the Frozen egg.... Joon threw an egg into the freezer... Viola!

Ultra cool Egg...Heh

More wierd stuff happens in dorms then you can imagine oO....

Check out my chicken rice though, its really good! I cooked it :p wahaha The stuff you see inside the bowl is ingredients in my soup, which is beside the bowl :)

Food is good! *Burps*

wow!

wow
i + one other guy managed to drink 750 ml of whiskey amongst ourselves... wow

'He 's quit gone.. im still ok though...

just kinda shocked me that a bottle i just bought is totally finished!

Wow... lol, he was reacting quit funnily tho...

no comment :)

btw, it was a bottle of Jim Beam, bought on 5th Oct
:)

hmm

I happen to do the most thinking under the influence.
Interesting.

And i also tend to eat a whole lot of sinful stuff when agitated/pissed.
1) Calibee Prawn Crackers (Courtesy Nanyang Supermart)
2) Kinder Bueno
3) Canned Fruit ( OUR CHAMPION! WEIGHING IN AT 2400KCAL!)

I am soooo getting fat. Bloody girly. Darn.

Goodbye proper meals :p

Bloody... Hell...

Why is it that blogger loads so freaking slow?
Why cant people tell 1 more person that there is no dance pract on monday? (Ie, me)
Why does it have to be dance on tuesday, and i only find out now. (WTH,WTF, WTG)

BLOOOODY $$^##&#@@

Doesnt help that i got people complaining that they got below average for quizzes.
When they scored higher then me. At least dont fucking complain to ME. Gaawd...
Go find some AT or KLK to complain to. Im sure they would sympathize. Complain to them about army too, why dont you.

Stupid stupi.

Schedule for tmr is super tight, why? Cos i going for econs lecture, so i can link it into dancesport. And hiphop comes on Tuesdays now. Wow.

Fucking everything. Blah.

WWYD

When the darkness is all around
And light, so far away.

Tiny spot
in the distance.
Neither here nor there,
lights the way
to eternity.

Why does it always seem that what we want is just out of reach, and when you reach it, it just flits away, away from your fingertips, lingering in the near distance in front of you. The carrot enticing the horse, except this time
the horse knows that it will never get the carrot.

What if the horse stops chasing the carrot?
What if we stop following the light?
What would you do?

Blast.

Suddenly in a black, black, black mood.

Just almost finished a 500ml bottle of Erdinger. The white one.

Decided that im in an ugly, deformed state of mind. Listening to Evanesence, Linkin park, Hoobastang, Papa Roach. Decide that it fits my frame of mind.

Quiz stress? Maybe. Life stress? Maybe.

Cant be certain. One thing im certain tho. Fridge has food!

o.O Love food! Thanks mommy and daddy!

Yae...

Gaah.

Hmm, schedule goes like follows.

Monday Wednesday: Hall dance
Tuesday Friday : Dancesport
Thursday : Salsa

Hmm. Thats 5 days. Oops.

Lucky that salsa hasnt started, and hall dance + dancesport only 1 lesson is compulsory. But guess what? My feet itch... wahhaa!

I swear quizzes are the death of students :p

Heres the Hostel!

Here the post i promised.

Stuck in hostel now, eating pasta+baked beans. (Pasta abit hard, im not the best cook) Mugging aura is SOOO heavy here, just feel like grabbing a book and getting down on it. Gah.

When studies get too tough, heres what we get:


Whats this, you ask?

We had Shari over, she needed to use the comp... Joon was eating froot loops, and i was like, so nice! Lets make one froot loop word using....... FROOTLOOPS!

So Shari did the colour coordination and arrangment, and Voila!

Clearer now? Wahahaha


That was some tasty artpiece :)



Also, inspiration for nanotechnology has help spawned these beautiful creatures :D
Small is beautiful! Wahaha!



Or when you feel itchy fingers. Make tiny birds..